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this is personal and critical.

August 11, 2014 at 4:43am
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almost everything about the knick is problematic

This is not going to be a real review, because it’s after midnight on a sunday and I have to get up for work tomorrow morning. Please read this piece from Emily Nussbaum for the general writing and structural wrongness.

The central failure of The Knick is its anachronism, not that in portraying the past, but its seeming unawareness of the landmark developments in television of the past decade. Just as all Soderbergh films seem to belong in 1999, this show would have killed it in 2004 but the bar has been infinitely raised since then. Modern prestige dramas serve an educated, or at least willing to read the relevant wikipedia, audience seeking challenging content will sustain repeated viewings. The Knick seems to assume that none of its audience has seen a Thomas Eakins painting or know that tenements were deplorably dirty disease incubators. Are we meant to be shocked by the blatant racism of middle aged white men or the fact that an immigrant child works in a sweatshop?

The accents are ridiculous and the art direction worse. Could they not have cast a real southerner as the nurse from West Virginia (instead of Bono’s daughter), or a child who is a little bit better at reading yiddish phonetically? It’s unfair to pick on the performance of a little girl, but this a casting issue that come up time and again with the snippets of foreign language dialogue sprinkled into tv shows, performed by actors without convincing fluency.

The exteriors have the sterility of a backlot sitcom New York street and   breaks between physical sets and matte painting are visible even in my sd copy viewed on a 13” laptop. It wouldn’t surprise me if the extras were rendered with Massive although the lack of crowds would suggest a very lazy hand at that. The overall effect is less convincing than that of a Wes Anderson miniature. How is that street so clean? There should be horse shit everywhere.

Lastly, if the initial selling point of your show is the hotness of Clive Owen, you better show some male nudity. I’m not even talking about full frontal, although there’s a perfect opportunity tor a penis shot to end all penis shots in the pilot. I’m talking a standard premium cable hairy chest or upper buttock shot. You do not expect the only nudity in a HBO-family drama to be an out of focus shot of a Chinese prostitute in the opening scene.

This would all be okay is the show was full season streaming or even just a 2 hour pilot. I watched a full season of House of Cards out of boredom. I would totally push through a few episodes if only to watch excellent performances by Michael Angarano and Cara Seymour. Or see what happens to Dr Edwards or Nurse Elkins, both of whom clearly could have been our entree into this world. But wait for weeks for this to get good? I don’t think so.

July 31, 2013 at 5:39pm
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i’ve been really into hari kondabolu lately. i think this is the finest joke i have heard in a long time.

November 6, 2012 at 6:54pm
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asketisch:

Most people in America vote in schools, rec centers, firehouses, or churches. However, cities like Philly have some odd balls: corner stores, auto repair shops, restaurants, and even people’s basements. Photographer, Ryan Donnell, photographed some of these places in his project “Behind the Curtain.”

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November 5, 2012 at 9:48pm
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proper/make: a personal story of voter fraud. TALK TO YOUR PARENTS! →

propermake:

i just found out that my mom’s voter registration “didn’t go through.” in new jersey and previously in maryland. and i wish i knew sooner but my parents and i don’t discuss politics. and this is what i found when i googled “2012 election monitoring nj”

google "2012 election monitoring nj"

my parents are both chinese-americans…

October 26, 2012 at 8:00pm
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history only has room for one line. what will your’s be?

— jefferson smith (via nightinventions)

5:29pm
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fuck you all those people don’t take me seriously when i say that inflatables are the greatest engineering solution of our times.

(Source: sveltst, via iwanttogothere)

5:06pm
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Occupied Territories: Whitney Phillips on Troll Culture →

occupiedterritories:

From her article “What an Academic Who Wrote Her Dissertation on Trolls Thinks of Violentacrez”:

Trolls are cultural scavengers, and engage in a process I describe as cultural digestion: They take in, regurgitate, and subsequently weaponize existing tropes and cultural sensitivities. By…

October 24, 2012 at 9:58pm
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can someone explain to me why i like this so much? it seems to be doing everything wrong and i’m not a fan of miro or late-era klee.

pootee:

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can someone explain to me why i like this so much? it seems to be doing everything wrong and i’m not a fan of miro or late-era klee.

pootee:

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1:56pm
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this is so sad. also kate, you should blur your license plate.
theokbb:

To the assholes who broke out our back window to steal the suitcase that contained the entirety of my zine workshop supplies: good job. Enjoy your new massive collection of zines, button maker, art supplies, craphound collection, rubdown type and other awesome ephemera: fuck you. You better make some zines. To my Chicago workshop kids…I am sorry! We will figure out something! Ahhhh!!!! (at CB & KBB HQ)

this is so sad. also kate, you should blur your license plate.

theokbb:

To the assholes who broke out our back window to steal the suitcase that contained the entirety of my zine workshop supplies: good job. Enjoy your new massive collection of zines, button maker, art supplies, craphound collection, rubdown type and other awesome ephemera: fuck you. You better make some zines. To my Chicago workshop kids…I am sorry! We will figure out something! Ahhhh!!!! (at CB & KBB HQ)

October 21, 2012 at 4:18pm
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Hypergamy - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia →

i learned a new word. and i’ve become addicted to a certain chinese dating show.